Okay, forums getting kinda slow and everyone is slowing dying off so lets have some fun.
I did this a long while back on the reading room board but we're gonna make it bigger and better.

Rules: random mashing of letters and babble don't count
you can post up to twice in a row before you must wait for someone else to post
first one to 50 wins
can't repeat what someone has said (so read them, maybe you'll get a chuckle)
number your comment cause i'm lazy and don't want to count

What I want is your best "you might be addicted to DL" comments. Please no one take offense to these. If you think they resemble you, they proabaly are about you but it's all in fun. We're a big disfunctional family here. Winner gets 10 mpp. At the end everyone picks their favorite line and the winning line also gets 10 points. I'll start it.


1. You might be addicted to distant lands if......you can give directions to dang near any mob in the game room for room from the fountain but you still can't give good directions to you own real life home

I know im addicted to DL because my partner tells me i love DL more than her.

2) You know you're addicted to DL when your friends and family stop asking if you've "won" yet.

3. You know you're addicted to DL when you Photoshop pictures of yourself to wield a SoR and wear a robe of royal sapphire

4. You might just be addicted to DL if you turn down a 25-man WoW raid for some text-based RP.

5. You might just be addicted to DL if you spend more time tithing to your deity, than tithing to your church.

You know you're addicted to DL when you're playing DL at work and leveling and your plans for the night are to log on DL and do some more leveling.

You know you're addicted to DL if you at least log on, sit at the fountain, and do random emotes or socials... You know who you are.

8. You might have been playing DL for too long if you occasionally refer Nezmar as Silex.

9. You might be addicted to DL if you've leveled every class/race combo up to level 99, or higher.

You might just be addicted to DL if you have 3 or more avatars

You might just be addicted to DL if you're reading all these and thinking how much it sounds like you.

You know you're addicted to DL if you spend more time contemplating your DL future than your actual future.

13. You might be addicted to DL if you roll for stats for more than four hours in one sitting.

14. You might be addicted to DL if you can recall equipment stats from before the player wipe on equipment with the same current name.

You're more than likely addicted to DL if you take the time to write these 'If you're addicted to DL' lines so as to win the contest.