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 Post subject: For your enjoyment...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:26 pm 
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Zanermy has arrived from the bank.

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Alysandir sends Zanermy sprawling with his powerful bash.

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Alysandir barely avoids a blow from Zanermy.
Zanermy massacres Alysandir with his kick in the hand.
Zanermy tries to hit Alysandir in the body, but his armor protects him.
Zanermy practices shadow-boxing while Alysandir takes a break.
Zanermy hits Alysandir so hard that his body seems to become limp.
(4*)Alysandir is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.
(2*)Zanermy obliterates Alysandir in the body with his deadly hit.
Zanermy annihilates Alysandir in the body with his brutal hit.

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Zanermy grins, cackles and announces 'I am McCloud, Duncan McCloud, of the clan McCloud'

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Zanermy obliterates Alysandir in the body with his deadly hit.
(8*)Alysandir is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.
Zanermy obliterates Alysandir in the foot with his deadly hit.
Zanermy obliterates Alysandir in the leg with his deadly hit.
Zanermy annihilates Alysandir in the body with his brutal kick.
Zanermy annihilates Alysandir in the body with his brutal hit.
(2*)Zanermy obliterates Alysandir in the arm with his deadly hit.
Zanermy annihilates Alysandir in the hand with his brutal hit.

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Zanermy annihilates Alysandir in the body with his brutal hit.
(8*)Alysandir is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.
(2*)Zanermy annihilates Alysandir in the arm with his brutal hit.
Zanermy annihilates Alysandir in the foot with his brutal kick.
Zanermy obliterates Alysandir in the body with his deadly hit.
(2*)Zanermy annihilates Alysandir in the hand with his brutal hit.
Zanermy annihilates Alysandir in the leg with his brutal hit.

laugh
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You laugh loudly.

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An ivory skinned female human says, 'wtf'

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Zanermy annihilates Alysandir in the foot with his brutal hit.
(7*)Alysandir is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.
(2*)Zanermy annihilates Alysandir in the body with his brutal hit.
Zanermy obliterates Alysandir in the arm with his deadly hit.
(2*)Zanermy critically hits Alysandir in the body with his powerful hit.
Zanermy annihilates Alysandir in the hand with his brutal hit.
Zanermy crushes a ruby inlaid bone bracelet.
Alysandir's neck is snapped in two by a powerful blow from Zanermy.
Alysandir is now a lifeless corpse.
l corpse

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Raylken raises his eyebrow as if he is interested.

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The corpse of Alysandir appears to be made mostly of organic. It weighs
about 399 pounds, and takes up a volume of about 157 pints. You conclude it
is in excellent condition, but beyond further repair. You know this item is
extremely common.

The corpse of Alysandir (here):

a tiny pile of platinum coins
a gold coin
a tiny pile of silver coins
a tiny pile of bronze coins
a tiny pile of copper coins
boots of the shaman
a small hoop smelling like sulphur (excellent)
(3*)a ruby inlaid bone bracelet (blue)
ivory skirt of enlightenment
(2*)a sapphire studded platinum ring
a pair of red hide gloves (blue)
a rugged leather belt with a daemon-claw buckle
a finely woven shirt of gems (excellent)
a red dragon scale robe (blue)
essence of demonic vigor
the armbands of the accepted
a set of burning hot shoulder plates (excellent)
the robe of the ancient clerics
a gem inlaid monocle of dragons bone
a pair of razor honed ethereal drake claw earrings (blue)
the crown of the healer king
a floating ball of chaotic colors (blue)
an adamantium greatsword engraved with fiery black runes (blue) (humming)
a godly adamantium scimitar (blue)
the scepter of the healer king
a recall scroll
a bag of holding (blue)

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<<none:none>>sa HA HA HA

You say, 'HA HA HA'

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Zanermy says, 'uhh'

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Alysandir(2): ....

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 Post subject: Re: For your enjoyment...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:32 pm 
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For reference Zanermy is level 115 and Alysandir is level 264 with more than 50 stop all.

Props on the monk upgrades.


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 Post subject: Re: For your enjoyment...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:12 pm 
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FUNNY!


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