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 Post subject: How did i survive?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:27 pm 
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I was fighting off mephistael with glaret.. this what transpired


Glaret's Weapon Shop
This shop is very elaborately decorated. A thick marble counter runs
across the eastern wall. A small door near the back of the shop leads to
the weapon smith's metal working room. The southern wall is elaborately
decorated with different swords and some shields. Most are fixed to the
wall so well that they will not budge.
[ Exits: road ]
Mephistael, the evil dragon god is here, fighting Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith! (citizen)
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith (citizen) is here, fighting Mephistael, the evil dragon god!

(3*)Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the body with its brutal crush.
(3*)Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the head with its brutal crush.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the foot.
(3*)Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his headbutt in the head.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his hit in the foot.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the arm.

> 1

You assist Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith.
You barely bludgeon Mephistael, the evil dragon god in the arm.

(2*)You barely bludgeon Mephistael, the evil dragon god in the body.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the head with its brutal crush.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god critically hits Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the head with its powerful crush.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the arm with its brutal slash.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the body with its brutal slash.
(2*)Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the head with its brutal slash.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the leg.
(2*)Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the body.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his hit in the leg.
(2*)Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his headbutt in the head.

> cast 'disint

(2*)You barely bludgeon Mephistael, the evil dragon god in the body.
You barely bludgeon Mephistael, the evil dragon god in the arm.
(2*)Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the body with its brutal slash.
(2*)Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the head with its brutal crush.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the head with its brutal slash.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the arm with its brutal slash.
(3*)Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the body.
(2*)Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his headbutt in the head.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith cleaves at Mephistael, the evil dragon god, missing wildly.

(2*)You barely bludgeon Mephistael, the evil dragon god in the body.
You barely bludgeon Mephistael, the evil dragon god in the leg.
(2*)Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the head with its brutal slash.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the body with its brutal slash.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god's slash at Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith misses him completely.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the head with its brutal crush.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the body with its brutal crush.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the arm.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the body.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his headbutt in the head.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his hit in the hand.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the leg.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the foot.

You barely bludgeon Mephistael, the evil dragon god in the hand.
You barely bludgeon Mephistael, the evil dragon god in the body.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the head with its brutal slash.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the head with its brutal crush.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god tries to crush Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith who jumps out of the way.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the body with its brutal slash.
(2*)Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the body with its brutal crush.
(2*)Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the hand.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his hit in the foot.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the foot.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his hit in the hand.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his headbutt in the head.

You disintegrate part of Mephistael, the evil dragon god.
Your ray of disintegration hits a water filled wand.

You barely bludgeon Mephistael, the evil dragon god in the body.
You try to bludgeon Mephistael, the evil dragon god in the foot, but its armor protects it.
You barely bludgeon Mephistael, the evil dragon god in the hand.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the body with its brutal crush.
(2*)Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the head with its brutal crush.
(2*)Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the head with its brutal slash.
Mephistael, the evil dragon god annihilates Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith in the body with its brutal slash.
(2*)Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his headbutt in the head.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the foot.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his hit in the body.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith tries to hit Mephistael, the evil dragon god who easily avoids the blow.
Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith massacres Mephistael, the evil dragon god with his cleave in the body.

Massive fires rage violently around Mephistael, the evil dragon god.
The world turns black as you lose consciousness.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

> 0

Your body simply will not respond.

Your body begins to tingle as if you might be healing.

> l

Your body simply will not respond.

> l

Your body simply will not respond.

> l

Your body simply will not respond.

> at

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Name: Vorenus Level: 142 Height: 6' 2" Sex: Male |
| Race: Turien Human Class: Magic-User Weight: 187 lbs Age: 30Y 3M |
+------------+----------------+-----------------+-----------------------------+
| Attributes | Armor Rating | Saving Throws | Alignment: Evil |
+------------:----------------:-----------------+ Practices: 144 |
| Str. 25 | Head: -100/31 | Paralyze: -29 | Gold: 33726 |
| Int. 25 | Body: -100/23 | Petrify: -27 | Gold in bank: 319100 |
| Wis. 3 | Arms: -100/32 | Breath: -31 | Experience: 678385574 |
| Dex. 25 | Hands: -100/29 | Spells: -35 | Next Level: 5484026 |
| Con. 4 | Legs: -100/23 | Wands: -23 | Encumbrance: 44% |
| Cha. 24 | Feet: -100/21 | | Hunger: 0% |
| Luck 24 | | | Thirst: 0% |
+------------+----------------+-----------------+ Full: 26% |
| Hit: 0/1129 Power: 276/668 | Drunk: 0% |
| Movement: 674/684 Mana: 241/241 | Favored Hand: Right Hand |
| MPPs: 66 Songs: 144/144 | You are stunned! |
+-----------------------------------------------+-----------------------------+
| You are a follower of Zelaryk, the expression of torrential rage. |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

> wake

Your body simply will not respond.

> l

Your body simply will not respond.

> l

Your body simply will not respond.

> wake

Your body simply will not respond.

> l

Your body simply will not respond.

> at

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Name: Vorenus Level: 142 Height: 6' 2" Sex: Male |
| Race: Turien Human Class: Magic-User Weight: 187 lbs Age: 30Y 3M |
+------------+----------------+-----------------+-----------------------------+
| Attributes | Armor Rating | Saving Throws | Alignment: Evil |
+------------:----------------:-----------------+ Practices: 144 |
| Str. 25 | Head: -100/31 | Paralyze: -29 | Gold: 33726 |
| Int. 25 | Body: -100/23 | Petrify: -27 | Gold in bank: 319100 |
| Wis. 3 | Arms: -100/32 | Breath: -31 | Experience: 678385574 |
| Dex. 25 | Hands: -100/29 | Spells: -35 | Next Level: 5484026 |
| Con. 4 | Legs: -100/23 | Wands: -23 | Encumbrance: 44% |
| Cha. 24 | Feet: -100/21 | | Hunger: 0% |
| Luck 24 | | | Thirst: 0% |
+------------+----------------+-----------------+ Full: 26% |
| Hit: 2/1129 Power: 277/668 | Drunk: 0% |
| Movement: 678/684 Mana: 241/241 | Favored Hand: Right Hand |
| MPPs: 66 Songs: 144/144 | You are stunned! |
+-----------------------------------------------+-----------------------------+
| You are a follower of Zelaryk, the expression of torrential rage. |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

> l

You are too busy sleeping peacefully.

> wake

You awaken, and sit up.

> l

Glaret's Weapon Shop
This shop is very elaborately decorated. A thick marble counter runs
across the eastern wall. A small door near the back of the shop leads to
the weapon smith's metal working room. The southern wall is elaborately
decorated with different swords and some shields. Most are fixed to the
wall so well that they will not budge.
[ Exits: road ]
The corpse of Mephistael, the evil dragon god is lying here.
A dwarf as thick as he is tall stands here near the forge. (citizen)

> 7

The corpse of Mephistael, the evil dragon god appears to be made mostly
of organic. It weighs about 13 pounds, and takes up a volume of about 16
pints. You conclude it is in excellent condition, but beyond further
repair. You know this item is extremely common.

The corpse of Mephistael, the evil dragon god (here):

a large heap of gold coins
a yellow scroll of parchment
a water filled wand
an ethereal key

> 22

There doesn't seem to be a gold in a portable hole.
There doesn't seem to be a gold in a bag of holding.
You get a large heap of gold coins from the corpse of Mephistael, the evil dragon god.
There were 5620 gold coins.

> ' wow

You say, 'wow'

> l glaret

He is only four feet in height and is as wide as he is tall. He looks to
weigh near 200 pounds. He has a cheery face that is covered in ash, and has
thick muscled hands and fingers. Although appearing calm he could put up one
tough fight.

Glaret, the Sistanolian weaponsmith has quite a few wounds and appears fairly well rested.

> laugh

You laugh loudly.

> l


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 Post subject: Re: How did i survive?
PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:55 am 
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 Post subject: Re: How did i survive?
PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:04 am 
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Wow. I mean holy friggin' crap. That was amazing. :???:

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