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 Post subject: The life and times in a distant land: Stuff too funny!
PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:05 am 
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Illiahm(1): f***

Sylvar(1): whats up?

Kyo(1): what's up?

Illiahm(1): Derrilius got me

Kyo(1): derrilius?

Illiahm(1): i got greedy

Sylvar(1): ack

Kyo(1): coming

Sylvar(1): near tierana in the tree right

Illiahm(1): lol hes dead for what its worth yeah

Illiahm(1): bahh

Sylvar(1): hrm.. i dont think i have a charge in my resurrection wand

Illiahm(1): *snap*

Kyo(1): i had a wand charged...if you coming you could use that

Illiahm(1): der was almost dead right/

Illiahm(1): i shoulda went to bed

Illiahm(1): lol

Illiahm(1): does he loot?

Kyo(1): think so

Illiahm(1): that bastard

Illiahm(1): find him yet?

Kyo(1): on the schooner :D

Illiahm(1): nod

Sylvar(1): and he is a necrophiliac too, so um enjoy...

Illiahm(1): i thought i felt something that tickled

Kyo(1): ok i am there...he's dead

Kyo(1): sylvar mind come over use the wand?

Sylvar(1): sure be right there

Kyo(1): illiahm consent me?

Kyo(1): i could get you back to fnt so it is easy for sylvar

Sylvar(1): where am i meeting you?

Illiahm(1): sorry

Kyo(1): fnt :D

<I recalled to the ftn>

The Fountain of Turien
This is the heart of the city of Turien. A beautiful marble fountain
flows gloriously, the fountain being the hub of the city's water supply.
There is a small stairwell that leads down to a donation area. To the
north, a few houses and a large temple can be seen. To the south can be
seen several shops and stores. The entrances to the Bank of Turien, the
produce stand, the mortal reading room, and the post office are here.
There is a map list and many maps posted on a wall here.
[ Exits: north, east, south, west, down, sky, room, bank, stand, post ]
<RP> A large adventurer's bulletin board is mounted on the wall here.
A large marble fountain with a statue of a man lies in the center of the plaza.
Efori, the Virtuous Advocate within the House of Stormblade is standing here.

Kyo appears in the middle of the room.

Kyo drops the corpse of the evil shadow of Derrilius.


The corpse of the evil shadow of Derrilius appears to be made mostly of
organic. It weighs about 50 pounds, and takes up a volume of about 0 pints.


The corpse of the evil shadow of Derrilius (here):

Nothing.


Kyo gets a jade wand from a portable hole.

You chuckle about that which amuses you.

Kyo gives you a jade wand.

You poke the corpse of the evil shadow of Derrilius.

You say, 'wrong corpse?'

Illiahm(1): he loot at all?

Kyo raises his eyebrow as if he is interested.

Kyo says, '****'

You point at the corpse of the evil shadow of Derrilius.

You laugh loudly.

<I quickly ran to dallenport schooner>

Illiahm(1): he better not if he knows whats up

Kyo has arrived from the dock.

Illiahm(1): lol

Sylvar(1): your so funny kyo

Kyo(1): you are not looted :D

Sylvar(1): that was classic

Sylvar(1): dont worry i wont tell anyone


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 Post subject: Re: The life and times in a distant land: Stuff too funny!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:38 am 
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Smooth move, Kyo.. smooth move. 8)

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 Post subject: Re: The life and times in a distant land: Stuff too funny!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:18 pm 
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Sylvar says, 'spare a sanc?'

Sylvar looks in the direction of Merle.

You say, 'Sorry.'

Sylvar raises his eyebrow as if he is interested.

You say, 'Need to insert 50 cents into the Merle.'

Sylvar raises his eyebrow as if he is interested.

You point at Merle.

Sylvar gives a little pile of gold coins to Merle.

You say, 'Clerical vending machine.'

Sylvar pulls the slot arm.

(A moment passes)

Sylvar waits patiently to see if he won.

You say, 'I'll have to call the repair guy.'

Sylvar snickers.

Sylvar says, 'or kick it!'

You say, 'Just don't try stuffing your arm up the slot.'

You cringe in fear, trying to find something to hide behind.

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