Okay so I was playing another mudd, trying things out, getting ideas. I found one that I enjoyed but death was horrible, most of your eq went into the game. There was no way to consider a mob, flee didn't work because mobs chased faster than you could flee. Blah blah, diff things, some good ideas, most bad. But here's the funny one.

You cannot just hand someone a ton of coins. I was given, somehow, 18k worth of coins. So I'm going through all the commands to give coins to someone.
I give up and just withdraw all my coins 1k at a time, and drop it all. People yelling at me not to drop. I soon find out why. When a player drops coins, others can only pick it up one coin at a time.
So when I quit there were 5 people standing there getting coin by coin, by single coin. Ha. 18,000 typing get coin.

Firstly, let me rag on you a bit because you are my friend. I am glad you decided to make up a new word for us, compair was it? By some chance is that related to the English word compare? Secondly, you should know by now that no other Mud can hold a candle to our beloved DL. I have tried almost every Mud on topmudsites. And the verdict? Nothing comes close to the wonder that is distant lands. DL has it all. Face it Gyd, you will never find another home

Wait, shouldn't it be whipe that nose? Yeah yeah, DL is the best. blah blah blah. We know that. I was hoping to hear some funny things from other mudds people have found that make no sense, bad programming etc.

I know my spelling sucks. I never finished college, only went for 5 years and didn't get my degree, yet.

Another mudd had a janitor that spoke like Adam Sandler, "Mop, mop, mop all day long." Etc