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 Post subject: Hehe, check this out
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:48 pm 
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[0] [665/806H 393/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>gs cast 'dispel evil' keeper;flee;flee;flee;flee;en pit

You group-say, 'cast 'dispel evil' keeper;flee;flee;flee;flee;en pit'

[0] [665/806H 393/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Gydin slides a quarterstone ring on to his right ring finger.
A quarterstone ring begins to glow.

[0] [665/806H 393/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Gydin slides a quarterstone ring on to his left ring finger.
A quarterstone ring begins to glow.

[0] [665/806H 393/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>h

You begin muttering under your breath.
You make an odd gesture.

[0] [665/806H 393/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Gydin gets an iron spiked buckler from a bag of holding.

[0] [665/806H 393/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Your prayers have been answered.
Soltarar, the goddess of birthing stars has laid hands on you.

[0] [689/806H 388/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>l

The Pit of Horror
Thousands of dead lay here, some newly destroyed, some older and have had
time to rot. This is truly the hell that any mortal mind could of dreamed of
and the darkness and pure evil flows smoothly through the entire pit. The
dead call out, risen from their own personal hells to eternally cry for
salvation. Below, is only darkness, the voices whisper and cry out, they warn
any who enter this void to never go below, the onslaught is forming and the
dark forces lie in wait.
[ Exits: Darkness ]
A pile of dust is lying here.
Gydin Valen, the Faithful Guide within The Advocates of Genesis is in solemn prayer here.

h
[0] [690/806H 388/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Gydin stops using an adamantium staff.

[0] [690/806H 388/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>
You begin muttering under your breath.
You make an odd gesture.

[0] [690/806H 388/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Gydin straps an iron spiked buckler around his arm as a shield.

[0] [690/806H 388/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Gydin puts an adamantium staff in a bag of holding.
(2*)Gydin puts a green ring of the dragon lords in a bag of holding.

[0] [690/806H 388/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Your prayers have been answered.
Soltarar, the goddess of birthing stars has laid hands on you.

[0] [718/806H 383/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Gydin says, 'you toggled?'

[0] [718/806H 383/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>shake

You shake your head as if you disagree.

eq
[0] [718/806H 383/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>h

Visible equipment:

<Head>
Floating about an aura of shining bright light (glowing) (excellent)
Worn on a gold and jeweled crown (excellent)
On face the face of the ultroloth (fair)
On ears yellow and green earrings
<Body>
Around neck the spiked collar of the three headed beast
On shoulders a pair of diamond dragon's wings
On entire body an icy cloak
On torso a golden breast plate
About body a purple cloak
About waist a crystal belt
<Hands & Arms>
On arms bracers of lightning (fair)
On right wrist a bracelet made of limestone (excellent)
On left wrist a bracelet made of limestone (excellent)
On hands a pair of amethyst gauntlets (good)
On right hand the emperor's ring
On left hand a green ring of the dragon lords (excellent)
<Weapons>
In both hands a diamond-bladed two-handed sword
<Legs & Feet>
On legs the skirt of protection (excellent)
On right ankle a thick mithril ankle band
On left ankle a thick mithril ankle band
On feet a pair of beautifully polished iron-bound leather boots
Gydin says, 'so you're not hitting him'

[0] [718/806H 383/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>
You begin muttering under your breath.
You make an odd gesture.

[0] [718/806H 383/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Your prayers have been answered.
Soltarar, the goddess of birthing stars has laid hands on you.

[0] [741/806H 378/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Gydin says, 'don't crush it'

[0] [741/806H 379/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Gydin laughs loudly.

[0] [741/806H 379/451M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>rem lord

You stop using a green ring of the dragon lords.

[0] [741/806H 379/411M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>wear absolution

A pulse of power surges through your veins, making you shiver in delight.

[0] [741/806H 380/411M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>say havn't

You say, 'havn't'

[0] [741/806H 381/411M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>l

The Pit of Horror
Thousands of dead lay here, some newly destroyed, some older and have had
time to rot. This is truly the hell that any mortal mind could of dreamed of
and the darkness and pure evil flows smoothly through the entire pit. The
dead call out, risen from their own personal hells to eternally cry for
salvation. Below, is only darkness, the voices whisper and cry out, they warn
any who enter this void to never go below, the onslaught is forming and the
dark forces lie in wait.
[ Exits: Darkness ]
A pile of dust is lying here.
Gydin Valen, the Faithful Guide within The Advocates of Genesis is in solemn prayer here.

h
[0] [741/806H 381/411M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>
You begin muttering under your breath.
You make an odd gesture.

[0] [741/806H 381/411M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>say yet


Gydin nods as if he agrees.

[0] [742/806H 382/411M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

Your prayers have been answered.
Soltarar, the goddess of birthing stars has laid hands on you.

[0] [771/806H 377/411M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>
You say, 'yet'

[0] [772/806H 377/411M 700/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>en darkness
keeper

Gydin rubs his eyes.
The Dungeon Keeper's Lair
The blackened lair of the dungeon keeper himself is here, dead bodies
of all those courageous, and perhaps, unintelligent enough to face him lie
strewn about. The arms and legs of the poor warriors have been riped to
shreds with disregard about any of their personal lives. A floating mass
of energy lies in the middle of the room, and the greatest evil itself,
controlling it.
[ Exits: Pit ]
The dungeon keeper, lord of the dungeon's of Kear, floats here in wait.

[0] [772/806H 378/411M 699/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>
Magic surges through you, and then dies.

[0] [772/806H 373/411M 699/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

PANIC! You couldn't escape!

[0] [772/806H 373/411M 699/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

The Pit of Horror
Thousands of dead lay here, some newly destroyed, some older and have had
time to rot. This is truly the hell that any mortal mind could of dreamed of
and the darkness and pure evil flows smoothly through the entire pit. The
dead call out, risen from their own personal hells to eternally cry for
salvation. Below, is only darkness, the voices whisper and cry out, they warn
any who enter this void to never go below, the onslaught is forming and the
dark forces lie in wait.
[ Exits: Darkness ]
A pile of dust is lying here.
Gydin Valen, the Faithful Guide within The Advocates of Genesis is in solemn prayer here.
You flee head over heels.

[0] [772/806H 373/411M 698/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

The Dungeon Keeper's Lair
The blackened lair of the dungeon keeper himself is here, dead bodies
of all those courageous, and perhaps, unintelligent enough to face him lie
strewn about. The arms and legs of the poor warriors have been riped to
shreds with disregard about any of their personal lives. A floating mass
of energy lies in the middle of the room, and the greatest evil itself,
controlling it.
[ Exits: Pit ]
The dungeon keeper, lord of the dungeon's of Kear, floats here in wait.
You flee head over heels.

[0] [772/806H 373/411M 697/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

The dungeon keeper blasts you very hard in the head.
You can't seem to concentrate enough to do that during combat.

[0] [759/806H 373/411M 697/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<big nasty wounds:the dungeon keeper>>

You massacre the dungeon keeper with your slash in the body.
You barely scratch the dungeon keeper in the body as you slash him.
You massacre the dungeon keeper with your slash in the hand.
The dungeon keeper pounds you very hard in the head.
The dungeon keeper thrashes you extremely hard in the hand.
The dungeon keeper blasts you very hard in the body.
The onslaught crashes on you and the dark forces rise in battle!

[0] [693/806H 373/411M 694/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<big nasty wounds:the dungeon keeper>>

You slash the dungeon keeper extremely hard in the body.
You massacre the dungeon keeper with your slash in the foot.
The dungeon keeper slashes you extremely hard in the body.
The dungeon keeper pounds you very hard in the body.
The dungeon keeper thrashes you extremely hard in the body.
The dungeon keeper thrashes you very hard in the body.
The dungeon keeper's evil voice sounds, 'You have made it this far mortal,
prepare yourself for the onslaught, it will be your last battle ever!'.

The voices sting in your ears and burn them as they whisper, 'The door..get..
out..the door!'.

[0] [627/806H 373/411M 692/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<big nasty wounds:the dungeon keeper>>

You massacre the dungeon keeper with your slash in the arm.
You obliterate the dungeon keeper in the hand with your deadly slash.
You obliterate the dungeon keeper in the body with your deadly slash.
The dungeon keeper slashes you hard in the head.
The dungeon keeper pounds you extremely hard in the arm.
The dungeon keeper blasts you extremely hard in the hand.
The dungeon keeper crushes a gold and jeweled crown.

[0] [583/806H 374/411M 689/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<big nasty wounds:the dungeon keeper>>f


You slash the dungeon keeper extremely hard in the body.
You massacre the dungeon keeper with your slash in the hand.
You massacre the dungeon keeper with your slash in the body.
(2*)The dungeon keeper blasts you extremely hard in the body.
The dungeon keeper blasts you extremely hard in the hand.

[0] [531/806H 374/411M 687/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<big nasty wounds:the dungeon keeper>>
The Pit of Horror
Thousands of dead lay here, some newly destroyed, some older and have had
time to rot. This is truly the hell that any mortal mind could of dreamed of
and the darkness and pure evil flows smoothly through the entire pit. The
dead call out, risen from their own personal hells to eternally cry for
salvation. Below, is only darkness, the voices whisper and cry out, they warn
any who enter this void to never go below, the onslaught is forming and the
dark forces lie in wait.
[ Exits: Darkness ]
A pile of dust is lying here.
Gydin Valen, the Faithful Guide within The Advocates of Genesis is in solemn prayer here.
You flee head over heels.
Gydin grabs a polished quarterstone with his left hand.

[0] [531/806H 374/411M 685/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>f

The Dungeon Keeper's Lair
The blackened lair of the dungeon keeper himself is here, dead bodies
of all those courageous, and perhaps, unintelligent enough to face him lie
strewn about. The arms and legs of the poor warriors have been riped to
shreds with disregard about any of their personal lives. A floating mass
of energy lies in the middle of the room, and the greatest evil itself,
controlling it.
[ Exits: Pit ]
The dungeon keeper, lord of the dungeon's of Kear, floats here in wait.
You flee head over heels.

[0] [531/806H 374/411M 684/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

The dungeon keeper disintegrates part of you!
Ouch, that really did hurt!
The dungeon keeper's ray of disintegration hits a golden breast plate.
The dungeon keeper's ray of disintegration hits a bracelet made of limestone.
The dungeon keeper's ray of disintegration hits a pair of amethyst gauntlets.
The dungeon keeper's ray of disintegration hits a diamond-bladed two-handed sword.
The dungeon keeper's ray of disintegration hits boots of silver wolf fur.
The dungeon keeper's ray of disintegration hits a shining golden medallion of faith.
The dungeon keeper's ray of disintegration hits a recall scroll.
A recall scroll is completely disintegrated.

[0] [299/806H 374/411M 684/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<big nasty wounds:the dungeon keeper>>

You massacre the dungeon keeper with your slash in the body.
You slash the dungeon keeper extremely hard in the body.
You slash the dungeon keeper very hard in the arm.
The dungeon keeper blasts you hard in the head.
The dungeon keeper blasts you very hard in the body.
You skillfully avoid the dungeon keeper's wild blast.
The onslaught crashes on you and the dark forces rise in battle!

[0] [252/806H 374/411M 681/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<big nasty wounds:the dungeon keeper>>en
f


You massacre the dungeon keeper with your slash in the leg.
You slash the dungeon keeper extremely hard in the leg.
The dungeon keeper thrashes you extremely hard in the arm.
The dungeon keeper slashes you extremely hard in the body.
(2*)The dungeon keeper blasts you extremely hard in the arm.
The dungeon keeper's evil voice sounds, 'You have made it this far mortal,
prepare yourself for the onslaught, it will be your last battle ever!'.

The voices sting in your ears and burn them as they whisper, 'The door..get..
out..the door!'.

f
[0] [172/806H 374/411M 679/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<big nasty wounds:the dungeon keeper>>f
f
f
a

You can't seem to concentrate enough to do that during combat.

f
[0] [172/806H 374/411M 679/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<big nasty wounds:the dungeon keeper>>

You slash the dungeon keeper extremely hard in the body.
(2*)You massacre the dungeon keeper with your slash in the body.
The dungeon keeper blasts you extremely hard in the hand.
(2*)You are nearly mortally wounded, your blood is everywhere!
(2*)You wimp out, and attempt to flee!
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
The dungeon keeper thrashes you very hard in the head.
The Pit of Horror
Thousands of dead lay here, some newly destroyed, some older and have had
time to rot. This is truly the hell that any mortal mind could of dreamed of
and the darkness and pure evil flows smoothly through the entire pit. The
dead call out, risen from their own personal hells to eternally cry for
salvation. Below, is only darkness, the voices whisper and cry out, they warn
any who enter this void to never go below, the onslaught is forming and the
dark forces lie in wait.
[ Exits: Darkness ]
A pile of dust is lying here.
Gydin Valen, the Faithful Guide within The Advocates of Genesis is in solemn prayer here.
You flee head over heels.
All commands cleared.

[0] [142/806H 374/411M 674/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>f

The Dungeon Keeper's Lair
The blackened lair of the dungeon keeper himself is here, dead bodies
of all those courageous, and perhaps, unintelligent enough to face him lie
strewn about. The arms and legs of the poor warriors have been riped to
shreds with disregard about any of their personal lives. A floating mass
of energy lies in the middle of the room, and the greatest evil itself,
controlling it.
[ Exits: Pit ]
The dungeon keeper, lord of the dungeon's of Kear, floats here in wait.
You flee head over heels.

[0] [142/806H 374/411M 672/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>f

The Pit of Horror
Thousands of dead lay here, some newly destroyed, some older and have had
time to rot. This is truly the hell that any mortal mind could of dreamed of
and the darkness and pure evil flows smoothly through the entire pit. The
dead call out, risen from their own personal hells to eternally cry for
salvation. Below, is only darkness, the voices whisper and cry out, they warn
any who enter this void to never go below, the onslaught is forming and the
dark forces lie in wait.
[ Exits: Darkness ]
A pile of dust is lying here.
Gydin Valen, the Faithful Guide within The Advocates of Genesis is in solemn prayer here.
You flee head over heels.

[0] [142/806H 374/411M 670/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>f

PANIC! You couldn't escape!

[0] [142/806H 374/411M 670/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>
The Dungeon Keeper's Lair
The blackened lair of the dungeon keeper himself is here, dead bodies
of all those courageous, and perhaps, unintelligent enough to face him lie
strewn about. The arms and legs of the poor warriors have been riped to
shreds with disregard about any of their personal lives. A floating mass
of energy lies in the middle of the room, and the greatest evil itself,
controlling it.
[ Exits: Pit ]
The dungeon keeper, lord of the dungeon's of Kear, floats here in wait.
You flee head over heels.

[0] [142/806H 374/411M 669/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>

The onslaught crashes on you and the dark forces rise in battle!

[0] [118/806H 374/411M 669/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>f

The dungeon keeper's evil voice sounds, 'You have made it this far mortal,
prepare yourself for the onslaught, it will be your last battle ever!'.

The voices sting in your ears and burn them as they whisper, 'The door..get..
out..the door!'.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

[0] [106/806H 374/411M 669/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>f


You feel a strange sensation wash over you... It is the last thing you feel.
You are dead. Everything turns black.

[0] [-88/806H 374/411M 669/700V] MPP: 4 Gold: 3778 (460000)
<<none:none>>
Your life force has been extinguished.



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:59 pm 
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hmm.. where's the funny? (and who are you?) :shock:

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:49 pm 
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Haha, That was the old vladikus. I find it pretty funny that I ran into two disintegrates and then perm died, hehe. Just something I found lying around from back in the day!


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ahhhh, k, lol

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 Post subject: death prompts
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:31 am 
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I liked his death prompts, he had fleed back into the room and ran into the disi. If you look, all the room emotes worked out perfectly. The room was yelling at him, the keeper said this would be his last and whamo! permi'd.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:58 pm 
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LOL, yeah, it did say that on the last prompt before he permied, I hope I never have that. *shivers*

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 Post subject: yikes...
PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:51 pm 
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talk about worst nightmare....that was pretty funny though. I can't stop cringing, but only becaus eof that list of eq. *shudder* what a waste. lol. seriously only you vlad...only you.

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